Voting for zombies

Do you ever think to yourself "I just don't care what direction this state is going in"?

Or "Man I have so many more important things to do today, I just don't have time to read up about which candidates are most in line with my way of thinking. And come to think of it, I don't have time to look at each proposition that's going to be on the ballot either. I mean, there's thirteen of them, that's a lot!"

Or, are you the type of person who no longer has a brain with which to think or reason things out with? If so, come to Arizona!

No need to waste those precious few remaining brain cells on politics!

Nope, here in the Wild West, our local, totally unbiased newspaper, The Arizona Republic, takes the thinking right out of politics. They have thoughtfully taken the time to spell out for you how to vote. Not just on the candidates in each race either. No, they have actually printed out whether you should vote "yes" or "no" on each of the thirteen propositions. Because they know what's best for us. And they are totally unbiased. Totally.

Is it just me or is that just effed up?