How can he possibly be comfortable all hunched over like that? I know he's not completely normal anyway because he sits up and watches television with the rest of us, but this is just ridiculous. He's completely passed out and he looks like a balloon that's slowly deflating.
Just once I would like to be the proud owner of an animal that acts like an animal. Just one cat that doesn't steal the tissue from your face while you are blowing your nose. Just one dog that doesn't walk around on her hind legs like a trained poodle even though she's really a pit bull terrorist with absolutely no manners. Just one cat that doesn't regularly sit like an orange Buddha on my bed. Just one. normal. animal. Is that so much to ask?