Today's joke is brought to you by Master J

While eating a dixie cup earlier today...

MJ: What kind of weather would "Ice Cream Town" get?
Me: I have no idea.
MJ: Sprinkles!
Me: Good one.
MJ: I know.
Me: What else you got?
MJ: What kind of weather does "Car Town" get?
Me: I don't know.
MJ: Oil Showers!
Me: Ummm, not really funny.
MJ: I know. I only thought about that one for 2 seconds. The good one took 4 seconds.
Me: Yeah, the good ones usually take a little more thought.
MJ: Yup. (pause) Sprinkles. Hahahaha! I'm funny!

More than you know little man.