Last I checked...

I went to Arizona over the weekend to take care of some business and visit some family. I was to be picked up from the Phoenix airport by a gal we have worked with for the last 8 years on the way to an appointment. I had a fairly early flight on Saturday morning but I did manage to pull myself together with hair and makeup and a decent looking outfit. The flight was fine and we arrived a little early so I thought I'd stop in the rest room before meeting my ride. I checked the mirror, put on fresh lipstick and made sure my hair was in order before I left the restroom. As I was walking out the door I could see a short woman walking into the restroom on the "wrong" side of traffic, looking down at the ground. I could see the imminent crash coming, so I just stopped. About six inches in front of me she finally realizes I'm there, looks up and says "Excuse me sir!" before stepping aside. WTF?!?!?!? I'm in full hair and makeup, wearing a feminine outfit, walking out of the WOMEN'S restroom and she's eye level with my rather obvious endowments and she's calling me 'sir'? Wow. That's all I've got. Just, wow.