Really?

The minion wants to befriend me on Facebook. This is completely Mister C's fault. He didn't want to take the time to attach pictures to an email and send it to her. So instead, he turned her on to Facebook. And now she wants to be my friend. And if we're not careful, it will only be a matter of time before she finds out about this blog and wants to be directed to it. And that will not end well. So if you're reading this and you know her, shhhhh. And if you're a friend of mine on Facebook and you want to reference this, don't put it on my wall. Let's all practice a new game called "Sit very still and don't make a sound until the monster gets out of earshot." It's a fun game, trust me. Let's see how long we can hide from the dragon. We'll still have fun, I promise. It's just that if she gets a whiff of our fun and happiness, she'll feel compelled to crush it in her overpoweringly controlling insanity. And then it won't be any fun for anyone. So, shhhhh!